oh no! am really not feeling well since yesterday. did changed my whole plan for 3days just because i'm PMS-ing. and now, i just have to lie down under my sheets and have some rest. anyways, here's a GAGA DEFINITION of PMS. haha! Thanks to my sources. This is really funny!
**PMS**
A woman's excuse for acting like a bitch, but an insult when accusing them for having it. During these times where they become Ultra Bitch, they will: consume random things and people, eyes will turn blood red, mouths will foam, talons will grow, show their hatred for man, and wreak havoc for the sake of 'they can' because it is considered an excuse. Women will scream, growl, snarl, bark and possibly devour you whole, and say "sorry I have PMS" afterwards.
CAUTION: Stay away from all women with PMS, if you hear a growl... run. Run as far as you can.
guy: "Hey wassup?"
girl: *ROOOOOAAAR*
guy: "Oh God! She's infected!"
girl: *chases boy and eats him whole*
guy: *dead*
girl: "I'm f*^%ing sorry I have PMS"
FAST FACT:
Boys do have their own version PMS-ing thing. It's called JEDI-ing. LOL. :))